[h2]1. Hook[/h2]
[bold]Grab them immediately.[/bold]
One bold statement, question, or hot take.

[h2]2. Hypothesis[/h2]
[bold]Central argument:[/bold]
What are you actually proving in this review?

[h2]3. Backstory[/h2]
Quick context only.
What does the reader need to know to understand the take?

[h2]4. Current Events[/h2]
What just happened in this episode/arc?
Focus on decisions, not recap.

[h2]5. Diagnosis[/h2]
Break down:
- Character decisions
- Stated vs actual motivations
- Consequences
- Theme underneath it all

[h2]6. Connect[/h2]
Tie this episode to:
- real-world behavior
- audience reactions
- comparable shows
- larger cultural patterns

[h2]7. Close[/h2]
Re-state the idea, sharper.
Land the final sentence.

[h2]8. CTA[/h2]
Ask a specific question that drives debate.

[h2]Brand Rating[/h2]
[bold]Chaos Index:[/bold] /10
[quote]One line that sums up the episode’s damage.[/quote]